YOU KNOW YOU’RE A PISSHEAD WHEN…

You’ve apologised to people you don’t remember meeting for things you don’t remember doing in places you don’t remember going to.

You’re shocked to discover that they actually sell coke without Jim Beam

Your idea of karaoke is falling off the stage as you shout “Rock and Roll!” into the microphone.

You don’t recognise your best mate unless he’s leaning against a bar. Holding a beer. Drunk.

Your entire life’s savings would just about buy you a slab of VB and a bottle of cheap bourbon. And you’re excited by the idea.

You woke up one morning feeling strange, then realised you didn’t have a hangover.

You wear Hawaiian shirts because its tougher to spot the vomit stains on them.

You don’t mind your girlfriend discovering you smashed in a bar on a Sunday arvo when you’re supposed to be shopping with her because now you can hit her up for a drink.